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Thu Apr 06, 2006 at 02:03:21 pm EDT
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The 2nd part of the story that "They" don't want you to see.
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"Poster's log. Stardate: 04062006. Space, the final frontier. It's big, black & mostly devoted of life. I've been kidnapped by a rough looking customer. I'm not sure if he intends to kill me or not. He claims to work for the Wizard of Coz. Who or what a Coz is currently unknown. I doubt I'll like him, I don't like his messenger. He doesn't follow the rules & he shot my only friend in this crazy mixed up world of ours."

"Shut Up!" the Desperado yelled at AJA. AJA had been reciting that entry into a Coconut.

"I feel it is important to document this journey." AJA replied.

"It's not. Also, where did you get that coconut?"

"From my imagination."

"So, you still think we all some fictional characters?" He asked.

"No. We may be real but everything around us is fake. This fact has been well documented in many a tale."

"Oh. Is that right?"

"Yes. How else do you explain this Viking Ship rowing it's self accross the blackness of space. In the real world this would be impossible."

"True. But, in my travels gathering people & things for my master: the great & wonderful wizard of Coz all things are known unto me. And I know that what you say is false."

"Would you like one?" AJA asked as he held out a bag of fresh roasted peanuts.

"Now, where did you get those?"

"The same place I got the coconut: My Imagination!"

The scorn emmenating from the Desperado was palpable. The Desperado did not need this. This Andrew character was one of the people & things near the bottom of his list of things he need eot do for his master: Andrew was right in between assassinate President Kennedy in the 1960's Dallas, Texas then take his brain & make it so that Jessica Alba & Keira Knightly would want to have a three way with the Wonderful Wizard of Coz. The Desperado still doesn't know why his master wants this man. He seems to have no valid use in the grand scheme of things. This person is lost purely in a fantasy world of flying cabbages, disembodied voices of dead presidents & Cows impersonating Paris Hilton.

Then, off in the distance the Master's home could be seen, The Muckrakerschloss. To annouce the aproach of of the viking ship millions upon millions of lemurs leaped to their deaths off the white cliffs of Ben Dover. A few minutes later which seemed like hours, nay millennnia: The ship ran a ground & we met at the end of the tour. The duo departed the ship as it sponantiously combusted & turned into Al Roker eating a sausage.

"Come, young Andrew. The great & wonderful Wizard of Coz awaits!" The Desperado said as he poked AJA in the side with his Quad-Barrelled Old West/Futuristic Shootgun.

The Desperado & Poster that Be walked through the slient town with no one around & saw many fanciful things like the Olsen Twins merged into one being (AJA still liked the one on the right), a teenage Sean Preston Spears-Federline getting the crap beaten out of him by teenage Apple Blythe Martin (Had AJA just seen the Future?), Wookie's making out with Ewoks (That was sort of turning him on in some sick & twisted manner) & other more disturbing things.

"Those things & more are not meant for you to see." The Desperado told AJA. They turned at the corner of Wall Street & Broadway past of the Old Mill Church where Vampire Priests were condeming two of their own before eating them some nice faba beans & a slow gin fizz. At the end of the lane up a steep incline was the Muckerrakershloss, the home of the Wizard of Coz. The home glowed with an unearthly radioactive green.

"There lives the Wizard of Coz. Go & accept your fate!" The Desperado said.

"Your not coming with me?" AJA asked.

"No. It is not my place to go with you to sit down with the Lion, Lamb & the Hookie Monster." The Desperado said before disappearing in a cloud of smoke smelled a bit like Sunshine.

"Well, I just this is it." AJA said & then promptly fell off a cliff.

That the heck is happening here?

Well, a lot of things. You'll just have to wait till next time to see more stuff happen & maybe some answers will show up, too.


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